Dearest Hip Hop

Dearest Hip Hop,

The other day I was browsing the web and came across the video below.
[shout out to NECOLEBITCHIE].

Personally, I am SOooOO sick of Weezy F. Baby I dont know what to do.
So many people have jumped on Weezy's UFO that my ass had to get the hell off [plus I dont think he's as hot as he could be...But thats a whole another letter].

Anywho, after watching THE 1ST 2 MINUTES, [which you can FF through, its just a lot of talking], I was so sad to hear this Weezy joint WORD4WORD..LoL..



This joint has made the Rock billboards....Wow

Dearest Nigga,

Dearest Nigga,

This was funny to me, so forgive me if it isn't suppose to be laughed at, but a
few nights ago I was flipping through my bootleg cable and came across 50 cent [with Tony Yayo & Lloyd Banks in the bkgd] performing the title track to the MTV show, 50 CENT: THE MONEY & THE POWER, "Get Up" for a bunch of teenie boppers on MTV's TRL finale.

I stopped flipping for a minute and caught just enough of the performance [the last chorus] & noticed Carson Daly [or some white dude] say "Give it up for 50 Cent & Tony Banks".

Now, at home, I chuckled [LoL] because dude was so confident when he said it, it was like he didn't realized he fu**d up for like 1mississippi2mississippi3mississippi seconds.

Now below is Kid Rock laughing at the same scene...but peep what he says.

Peace Out Girl Scout




What do YOU think?

Dearest Broke Ass,

Dearest Broke Ass,

Im just curious...why do you come to the resturant I work at, sit in my section, run me like a slave and have the audocity to tip me a sorry ass dollar or two??
What the HELL am I going to do with that? Gum isnt even a dollar anymore so what bill or rent am I going to pay that with?

Let me explain this to you. As a server/bartender in GA I make a "whooping" 2.13 an hour. THATS IT!
That 2.13 doesnt even touch my hands...it is used towards the taxes I have to pay to the gov't.
When I receive my "check" it says THIS IS NOT A CHECK meaning its a sorry ass paystub.
All the money I make comes from YOU!
Now Im not expecting your broke ass to pay a bill for me...just tip accordingly.

T.I.P.S. means To Ensure Proper Service and if thats what you receive..good service...I am expecting 18-20% of your bill.
For example...you and your girls come in and spend 50 bucks...how much do you leave ? A) $2 B)$5 C) $10

If you said anything other than 10 keep your ass at home...or hit a place with a drive thru..SERIOUSLY.

Also, please keep your nasty attitude at home, stop expecting everything for free, have common sense, dont sit at my table longer than neccessary (eat and go), stop the water and lemon shit, be polite, get off that sorry ass phone when talkin to me and know your budget.

Please tell a friend.
Tell your "sistas" too b/c I CAN'T stand their asses personally