Dearest Swagger,

Dearest Swagger,

Let me start by saying I can NOT stand your ass!

I was introduced to you a long ass time ago and personally, I wish you'd go back to wherever the hell you came from...immediately.

Over the past year or so you have become one of Hip Hop's (and EVERYONE else on Earth's) bestest friend. I don't care about that, its just becoming irritating to hear people say your name just to sound "cool"..."hip"..."down".

For Example, the other day at work a song came over the speakers and someone asked was the male voice John Legend's. So we all shhh'd and listened. "Doesn't sound like him" I commented and proceeded to make my money. A minute or so later a male co-worker approached me visibly upset and said, "They are SO stupid! That is NOT John Legend...he doesn't have his swagger!" LMAO. Hmmmm....really?!

Its becoming ridiculous when random people shout you out and don't REALLY know you and what you're about. So lets take a vacation before you wear yourself out.

PEACE OUT GIRL SCOUT