December 30, 2008

Dearest Lil Wayne,

Dearest Lil Wayne,

This is Classic!
I have looked at this video at least 8 times now & a few questions started running through my head after I giggled my ass off.

Q1: Why the hell were you running so fast for...on stage?
Q2: What kinda shoes did you have on? Them wack ass Yums?[ em]
Q3: Were you scared when you didn't stop?

This sh*t is just too damn funny Hiliarious!

PS: I gotta give it 2 you on your recovery thou...LoL!

December 29, 2008

Dearest Cheaters,

Dearest Cheaters,

If this isn't enough to detour you from your extra curricular activities, then I don't know what will.

Remember the lady who cut dude's penis off?
Well, I think this is just as bad...maybe even worst.

Imagine having Burnt Balls.

Thats right...imagine waking up to your genitals on fire.
Ol' Girl has BALLS [no pun intended].I dont think I could do that,especially not with my damn children in the building.

December 28, 2008

Dearest Female Rapper,

Dearest Female Rapper,

Where in the hell are you at?
I was thinking the other day how long its been since I heard a female emcee just kill it and how unfortunate it is to know that the generation after mine will not have any females to represent them in the game.
Makes me feel so old when I think back to all the female rappers I loved & rapped along with...word4word.

*Reminds me of a lil incident: I remember when I was 16 or 17 I was washing my car in the driveway, with Lil Kim's 1st album, Hardcore blasting through the shut windows...on repeat. After drying the last drop of water, I reached for the door handle to retrieve my keys when the handle snapped back. I looked down to realize my doors were locked. My mom brought a hanger out to try to help me, all while Kim was screaming about her..:ahem: vagina & whatnot through the windows.
My mom damn near had a panic attack telling me to trash the CD when I got the car unlocked.
I didn't.
The End

Anywho, I found a few of my favorite female artists' videos I thought you'd enjoy.
Take Notes.

No Time-Lil Kim & Puff Daddy
"Beside every man is a bad girl"

Oh Yeah-Foxy Brown

"I'm the most critically acclaimed rap b*tch in the game"

Funkdafied-Da Brat ft. JD
"I'm on a roll & control like Janet, Damn it"

<a href="">Missy Elliott - All N My Grill [Video]</a>
All N My Grill-Missy Elliott
"See tricks are for kids & Boo, Im too old"

Blow Your Mind-EVE ft. Gwen Stefani
"Red from Blonde. Yea, B*tch Im drastic"

PS: The above videos are 1 of my fav. songs by each artist. I wish someone would come back with a banger, butttt, i doubt it.

Dearest Jay-Z,

Dearest Jay-Z,

I dont know.
Did you reeaalllyy Go Hard on this joint?
I'm just saying...
I'm listening to the joint right now & I, personally, dont think you went that hard.
Wellll, not like I know you could have & especially not like that nigga Kanye did.
[peep my Dearest Kanye love note please].

Anyway, I did like the "Still tryna hold onto my religion so/I put a few diamonds in the crosses" & "Even if I overdose on drugs/muthafu*ka's can't kill my buzz" lines.

PS: Click the Go Hard link to hear the song.

December 20, 2008

Dearest Senior Citizens,

Dearest Senior Citizens,

Thank you for showing me how much hip hop culture has taken over the world & influenced so many.

It's good to see you all putting your Johnny Cash & Elvis CDs away to enjoy some of Hip Hop's most popular joints.
Such As, "Hey Ya", "Hot in Here" & even "Ridin Dirty" [SMH & LMAO]...
just to name a few.

Although, I'm sure you all are SO serious about this [I wish yall luck in the talent show b/c I would LOVE to see you all perform one of my fav. joints, "So What" by P!nk].

thanks datpiff

December 19, 2008

Dearest Lil Duval,

Dearest Lil Duval,

You are HELLA funny!
Everytime I see your performances I get so tickled.

For example, the video below.
I giggled at the 25 sec. skit.
One, because the dude in the back left seat...looks like Yung Joc [LmaO].
Two, The question Obama wanted to know [& the way Bush dodged the shoe]...[LoL].
And Three, because of the outro song of choice...just the one line...[LoL].

Anyways, I appreciate the laugther.

December 18, 2008

Dearest Anthony Hamilton,

Dearest Anthony Hamilton,

I LOVE this new joint of yours.
If you're coooollll, i'm cooooollll, then we're coooollll

Its so soulful. Makes my body sway from side 2 side & sh*t. ;)

I would also like to add that I LOVED your 1st album.
I truly think you are one of the top underrated r&b soul artists in "the game" right now.

Below is the new single "I'm Cool"...Enjoy!

December 14, 2008

Dearest "Fat Ass Black Bitch",

Dearest "Fat Ass Black Bitch",
Just watch this nonsense.

What in the hell is going on here?
Is this funny? TO ANYONE?

PS: I hope they get a damn ass whooping. Even the damn girl recording.

[Shout-Out to CASHMERE THOUGHTS for this video]

December 11, 2008

Dearest Ignorant Ass White Lady,

Dearest Ignorant Ass White Lady,

Did the guy piss you off? Did he hurt your feelings?
Because now, I want to beat the sh*t out of you.
I can't really explain why...well, yea I can.

I want to beat your ass for everytime you ever SAID, THOUGHT &/or LAUGHED at the word NIGGER.
I want to beat your ass for being so damn ignorant & stupid.
I want to beat your ass because the dudes in the street didn't.
I want to beat your ass for everytime a white person looked at me crazy because of my gorgeous ass brown skintone & thought they were better than me. [FYI: You're not-in ANY way].

Besides the many other reasons I could list, I REALLY DO want to beat your ass.

Truthfully, I'm not upset about the ignorant sh*t you said.
I am just upset because so many of YOU PEOPLE are still alive still passing on that ignorant mentality.
Die already.
Its damn near TWO-THOUSAND & NINE.

PS: Is it true you were recruiting for Obama? ::Smh::

December 10, 2008

Dearest R&B Singers,

Dearest R&B Singers,

Sometimes I wonder about ya'll.
I think if you can sing [I mean REALLY sing],then you are truly blessed with a gift, because its rare as hell to find someone who can even harmonize now-a-days, but to take advantage of this gift and sing about some damn chicken nuggets bewilders the hell out of me.

LMAO...I think its hiliarious thou'.
If you haven't seen the below McDonald's commerical...check it out!

Lmao@the "Are you Dippin On Me" line...classic

PS: That commerical reminded me of this commerical!!

Makes you smile, huh?!
I don't even like Coke, but that voice..smh...I'll chug a whole can!

PPS: Doesn't Tyrese look hella Good Ol' Days.

Dearest 80s Babies,

Dearest 80s Babies,

TV isn't dead-yet!
I have found a Fly Ass Website that has the above listed shows -plus more- for free to watch.

There are even a few ancient ass Mickey Dz, Fruity Pebblez & Big Red commericals.

Wait, theres MORE!

Don't feel like getting off the couch to change the channel? There's also a remote where you can flip through the channels and even adjust the volume.

Tired of flipping through the channels? Click on the TV Guide in the right corner & check what's on.
[I also figured out that if the picture is "snowy"- you can adjust the antennas.]

I'm SOOoooOO juiced about this. I can't wait till 2:30 to watch FRAGGLE ROCK!

PS: Tis the season, so a lot of the episodes are Xmas themed...ENJOY!
shoutout to householdhackers

December 09, 2008

Dearest Ol' Scary Ass,

Dearest Ol' Scary Ass,

This video is Hiliarious!
And you can go ahead and call me "Ol' Scary A**" because I will not be "juicing down" no whole bottle of Patron...not even for 10 Gz.

But obviously..."what you won't do, someone else will."

:SMH: Peer Pressure is a bitch.

December 03, 2008

Dearest Worst Father On Earth,

Dearest Worst Father On Earth,

What in the hell were you thinking? Initially, when I came across the video I thought I'd chuckle...maybe even laugh.....but NEVER did I think I'd become mortified by the "aero-dynamics" you and your child [im assuming] were "performing" for over 3 mins!!

The first question that popped into my head was WHERE THE HELL IS THIS BABY'S MOTHER? Was she behind the camera? Was she pressing play & repeat on the radio for the background music? Where the hell is the hoe to let some deranged man, as yourself, handle a baby...not even a damn TODDLER!

I,personally, hope you go to jail [or maybe get stoned to death] for this sort of "entertainment". How old was the baby? The title said 9 months...smh...a damn shame.

November 25, 2008

Dearest Hip Hop,

Dearest Hip Hop,

I'm sure you weren't aware, but last night, Atlanta's hip hop station HOT 107.9 held their 3rd annual Dirty Awards, where artists from the south are recognized and a few even performed.
Me, personally, didn't care to go because I had heard Soulja Boy & Shawty Lo were performing and they're just not my "cup of tea" put mildly.

But anyway, I shouldn't have been surprised, but I was...
a FIGHT broke out DURING Yung LA's single "Ain't I" [which features Young Dro & TI] performance.

Maybe I shouldn't of laughed, but Dude in the orange straight DEEBO'd ["Get knocked out like your Daddy use to"]...But, the show must go on! ROFLMAO&SMH..craziness.

Dirty Awards 2008 Battle Between T.I. and Shawty Lo from Gyant on Vimeo.

I think it's a damn shame when people act like this & F**k up everyone else's good time.

This reminds me of my 1st concert & how negros messed it up for me...[yes, negros].

It was January 1999, I believe I was in the 10th grade. My birthday was around the corner and my mother decided to get me A TICKET [yes, only ONE] to the Ruff Ryder/Cash Money Concert at the Oakland Arena in Oakland, CA.

[Remember this is when Cash Money was the HOT BOYZ & RUFF RYDERS had EVE & DMX and all that good stuff.]

So, luckily for me, a few of my homegirls also got tickets to the concert, so we all rode together. I remember after arriving to crowded venue, we had to seperate to get to our seats. They went up...towards the balcony & I went down...towards the floor & stage.

I don't remember who was performing when we arrived, but I do remember getting to my seat and getting to enjoy, then, Ms. Ruff Ryder herself, E-V-E.
After performing singles from her debut CD, which I LOVED, there was a ten minute intermission.

After about 3 minutes into the intermission, I heard a lot of yelling behind me so I turn around to see a group of people on the floor fighting a group of people in the 1st level seats.

During the chaos, A.J. Johnson [remember he was Ezal in the movie Friday], came out on stage telling a few jokes to try to calm the crowd down.
That sh*t did not happen.

People got rowdier & the next thing I know People were running everywhere, Screaming.
I'm completely LOST & confused.
Next thing I know, someone grabs me over a railing and pulls me backstage. Who? I have no clue. Within a few seconds, panic take place, but then I notice some girl that goes to my school. [still dont remember her name]..LoL.

We say hi and decided to team up to find our homies.
Luckily, everyone was already at the vehicle, safe, by the time I had arrived.

But because of Dumb Sh*t I never got to see all the Ruff Ryders or the Hot Boyz or any of the other performers.

But when I got home, the news had reported the following;

Oakland concert ends in riot

Juvenile and the Hot Boys never took the stage for the 12,000 hip-hop fans in attendance Friday night at the Oakland Coliseum Arena. Instead, the show was cancelled when fights broke out that left 17 people injured, three highway exits closed and more than 170 police officers called to the scene. Several fights broke out around 9 p.m., shortly after opening acts Eve and Ginuwine completed their sets. Comedian A.J. Johnson had taken the stage in an effort to calm the crowd, but he and the arena security lost control as several separate fights broke out, eventually resulting in a mad scramble to the exits. Many of those fleeing returned after hearing at least four shots fired outside. One eyewitness told The 411 Online he saw a man fall "from the nosebleeds all the way down to the lower section." The eyewitness also saw one fan get hit by a folding chair, another get attacked by at least five other fans and one stabbing. "Someone pulled out some scissors and stabbed someone, that's when I and everyone else bolted out of there and just ran, jumping over chairs just trying to get away," the eyewitness said, echoing similar reports in area newspapers. Damage was estimated at $2,000 to $5,000 and included sinks in some restrooms, a broken metal detector and a broken door, according to the San Francisco Examiner. There's no telling what kind of effect this might have on the upcoming Cash Money-Ruff Ryder tour, which originally was scheduled to start Feb. 9, but was pushed back to Feb. 24 last week.

November 23, 2008

Dearest TI,

Dearest TI,

SOOooO, of course my delayed ass would watch Chelsea Lately and miss your segment,
[DAMN!] But thanks to YouTube I was able to laugh my ass off days/weeks later.

She's hiliarious and its good to see you laughing at her crazy ass jokes. I was laughing/smiling the whole seven minutes.

I also gotta give Chelsea a damn high five for grabbing your ass during the introduction hug.


PS: Stop acting like you aint "Boo'd Up". Tiny is your wifey-let the damn world know.

November 20, 2008

Dearest Kanye,

Dearest Kanye,

I first heard this song a few months ago. Where? I dont remember.
But I can tell you that I listen to this shyt damn near everyday on my way to Hell [aka work]. Its sort of like my Anthem...LoL

This is a CLASSIC! You spit so hard on this song...smh...its ridiculous.

WORD4WORD, its one of my favorite joints o.a.t. [of all time].

If you aren't one of Hip Hop's top 5 MCs...then WHO THE HELL IS?!

So, Thank You for Going HARD! Thank you for giving all these other lames something to go up against.

"I'ma tell you like George Bush told me, F**k yall niggas, I'm outta here"...LOL

PS: Do you need me to get you a Gilette 3?

Dearest Floyd Mayweather,

Dearest Floyd Mayweather,

I remember a few months ago hearing you were going to be at a club out here in Atlanta and although you made it rain, excuse me, BLIZZARD in that were throwing counterfeit cash.
A local radio dj asked you about that and you responded with something like you had got it straight from the bank, so the bank must be giving out fake shyt...hmmMMmm

[While we're speaking of counterfeit cash, let me tell you about MY counterfeit experience].

Now, 1st let me tell you that I'm a bartender, so I am constantly handling cash. Like most people who deal with that moola on a daily basis, I mark the 20, 50 & 100 dollar bills with the money marker, but one day someone got my ass.

I was at Chic-Fil-A ordering me a chicken biscuit & sweet tea
before I went into Hell [thats what I call my place of employment ;)] and handed the old ass lady a TEN DOLLAR BILL. Next thing I know she's holding it up to the light, flipping it from front to back-back to front & disappears behind that heavy looking swinging door. A few minutes later, a tall white man marches out and just says, "We can NOT accept this" waving the money in the air.

I looked at his ass like he crazy. "Why not?" I asked as I realize how I must of looked to the rest of the people in line, being the minority and all. "This is a fake ten dollar bill." he says. "What?" I reply realizing some lousy guest at work must of given it to me.
So I put my hand back out expecting to receive my money back and he shakes his narrow ass head side to side and says, "I can not give this back to you. I am suppose to call the police..." and on that note I said f**k it and walked out the door PISSED that I was out ten dollars and still hungry. The End ;)

Back to the situation at hand...

I recently came across this little video & it amused the hell out of me. To see you walk out on stage [shout out to the big bodyguard with the lil locks...use to see his ass all the time at THE LIBRARY] and throw ALL that cash is kinda breathtaking.

I saw the stacks...smh...and it just makes me...
SO DAMN HAPPY that my ass was nowhere near the vicinity of that event.
I am POSITIVE people were losing their minds!

Anyways, I'm happy you're sharing your wealth with the people--no matter how many hoes and grown ass men stomp each other out.
Its a positive thing, right??!


Dearest Hip Hop

Dearest Hip Hop,

The other day I was browsing the web and came across the video below.
[shout out to NECOLEBITCHIE].

Personally, I am SOooOO sick of Weezy F. Baby I dont know what to do.
So many people have jumped on Weezy's UFO that my ass had to get the hell off [plus I dont think he's as hot as he could be...But thats a whole another letter].

Anywho, after watching THE 1ST 2 MINUTES, [which you can FF through, its just a lot of talking], I was so sad to hear this Weezy joint WORD4WORD..LoL..

This joint has made the Rock billboards....Wow

November 19, 2008

Dearest Nigga,

Dearest Nigga,

This was funny to me, so forgive me if it isn't suppose to be laughed at, but a
few nights ago I was flipping through my bootleg cable and came across 50 cent [with Tony Yayo & Lloyd Banks in the bkgd] performing the title track to the MTV show, 50 CENT: THE MONEY & THE POWER, "Get Up" for a bunch of teenie boppers on MTV's TRL finale.

I stopped flipping for a minute and caught just enough of the performance [the last chorus] & noticed Carson Daly [or some white dude] say "Give it up for 50 Cent & Tony Banks".

Now, at home, I chuckled [LoL] because dude was so confident when he said it, it was like he didn't realized he fu**d up for like 1mississippi2mississippi3mississippi seconds.

Now below is Kid Rock laughing at the same scene...but peep what he says.

Peace Out Girl Scout

What do YOU think?

November 01, 2008

Dearest Broke Ass,

Dearest Broke Ass,

Im just curious...why do you come to the resturant I work at, sit in my section, run me like a slave and have the audocity to tip me a sorry ass dollar or two??
What the HELL am I going to do with that? Gum isnt even a dollar anymore so what bill or rent am I going to pay that with?

Let me explain this to you. As a server/bartender in GA I make a "whooping" 2.13 an hour. THATS IT!
That 2.13 doesnt even touch my is used towards the taxes I have to pay to the gov't.
When I receive my "check" it says THIS IS NOT A CHECK meaning its a sorry ass paystub.
All the money I make comes from YOU!
Now Im not expecting your broke ass to pay a bill for me...just tip accordingly.

T.I.P.S. means To Ensure Proper Service and if thats what you receive..good service...I am expecting 18-20% of your bill.
For and your girls come in and spend 50 much do you leave ? A) $2 B)$5 C) $10

If you said anything other than 10 keep your ass at home...or hit a place with a drive thru..SERIOUSLY.

Also, please keep your nasty attitude at home, stop expecting everything for free, have common sense, dont sit at my table longer than neccessary (eat and go), stop the water and lemon shit, be polite, get off that sorry ass phone when talkin to me and know your budget.

Please tell a friend.
Tell your "sistas" too b/c I CAN'T stand their asses personally

October 27, 2008

Dearest Swagger,

Dearest Swagger,

Let me start by saying I can NOT stand your ass!

I was introduced to you a long ass time ago and personally, I wish you'd go back to wherever the hell you came from...immediately.

Over the past year or so you have become one of Hip Hop's (and EVERYONE else on Earth's) bestest friend. I don't care about that, its just becoming irritating to hear people say your name just to sound "cool"..."hip"..."down".

For Example, the other day at work a song came over the speakers and someone asked was the male voice John Legend's. So we all shhh'd and listened. "Doesn't sound like him" I commented and proceeded to make my money. A minute or so later a male co-worker approached me visibly upset and said, "They are SO stupid! That is NOT John Legend...he doesn't have his swagger!" LMAO. Hmmmm....really?!

Its becoming ridiculous when random people shout you out and don't REALLY know you and what you're about. So lets take a vacation before you wear yourself out.


October 26, 2008

Dear 1st Time Readers,

Dear 1st time Readers,

Before I begin, allow me to introduce myself.
Im ANDRINA and I will be filling your minutes of boredom with my Love Notes to Hip Hop and/or whatever irritates me or warms my heart.

If my love notes hit anything within you, please, by all means, LEAVE A MESSAGE/COMMENT and tell me what you think.
I love opinions...Ocassionally.

Im out 'til the next.

ps: tell a friend to tell a friend...