June 29, 2009

Dearest Sheneneh & Wanda,

Dearest Sheneneh & Wanda,

I was cracking up through this whole preview.

I really am wishing this was a real movie b/c the preview was
just so damn funny.

Martin & Jamie Foxx? OMG - that would be classic comedy.
Anywho, if "Skank Robbers" isn't picked up...
Maybe you two should get together & do a real movie.


June 26, 2009

Dearest Readers,

Dearest Readers,

I'm a bartender & I get very irritated
w/ the ignorance thats surrounded around something as simple as Dining Out.
[Check out "Dearest Broke Ass"]

So, I became EXTREMELY excited when I noticed Yahoo.com had posted
13 Things Your Server Doesnt Tell You.

Here are a couple that are particularly VERY important to know:

Avoid eating out on holidays and Saturday nights.
The sheer volume of customers guarantees that most kitchens will be pushed beyond their ability to produce a high-quality dish.

Treat others as you want to be treated.
(Yes, people need to be reminded of this.)

Don't snap your fingers to get our attention.
Remember, we have shears that cut through bone in the kitchen.

Splitting entrées is okay, but don't ask for water, lemon, and sugar so you can make your own lemonade.
What's next, grapes so you can press your own wine?

If you find a waiter you like, always ask to be seated in his or her section. Tell all your friends so they'll start asking for that server as well. You've just made that waiter look indispensable to the owner. The server will be grateful and take good care of you.

If you can't afford to leave a tip, you can't afford to eat in the restaurant.
Servers could be giving 20 to 40 percent to the busboys, bartenders, maître d', or hostess.

If you want to hang out, that's fine. But increase the tip
to make up for money the server would have made if he or she had had another seating at that table.

Never, ever come in 15 minutes before closing time.
The cooks are tired and will cook your dinner right away. So while you're chitchatting over salads, your entrées will be languishing under the heat lamp while the dishwasher is spraying industrial-strength, carcinogenic cleaning solvents in their immediate vicinity.

Any Questions?

Dearest Hurricane Chris,

Dearest Hurricane Chris,

What the hell is "Ratchett"?

[Lets get Raaattchhettt. Lets get Raattccheett]

During the whole "performance", I just couldn't stop laughing.
The whole damn thing was just ridiculous.
I mean, who does this? & why?

It will look nice on your resume though, right?
I couldnt even breathe I was laughing so hard...
How the hell is this a performance when the mic is attached to the damn podium?

ROFLMAO @ the announcer's joke. SMH

Dearest Michael Jackson,

Dearest Michael Jackson,

[August 29, 1958 - June 25, 2009]

I am EXTREMELY saddened by your sudden death.
Like MILLIONS [maybe BILLIONS] of people around the World,
you have been apart of the musical soundtrack to each of our lives.

I remember just growing up listening to you, watching your videos,
learning your dance moves...just enjoying you as an Entertainer &
admiring you as a Humanitarian.

You always came across as a genuinely sincere & gracious individual &
no matter the things that has occurred during your brief visit in this life,
You were always seen smiling, waving & blowing kisses to your fans
-who like me- have loved/supported you & your music unconditionally.

The video below is dedicated to you. THE KING OF POP.

There will NEVER EVER EVER be another individual on this Earth like you.

MJ Facts:
-Biggest selling Solo Artists - of all time!
-OVER 750,000,000 [thats millions] of albums sold.
-8 time Guiness World Record holder.
-13 Grammy Awards
-26 Billboard Awards
-Has been inducted 2x into Rock N Roll Hall of Fame

[R.I.P. I Will Always Love You]

June 25, 2009

Dearest Maxwell,

Dearest Maxwell,

"Pret-tay Wangs, your Pretty Wings...


I know this blogspot is usually dedicated to my "Hip Hop Heads",
[but its okay to get your Grown&Sexy on every once in a while, right?]
Which is EXACTLY how this song makes me feel. ;)

I hope you come to Atlanta soon because I will be in attendance
just to hear you sing this one song...over&over&over...

June 24, 2009

Dearest Young Money,

Dearest Young Money,


So, as soon as I heard there was a video for it,
I googled & found the video that is apparently 2 months old...
[WTH have I been?!]
Obviously, I am so in love w/ this song that I have put it on
Autoplay for the haters to enjoy! ;)

My favorite verse would have to be Drizzy Drakes, of course.
["Iminthemoodtogetfaded, so please bring your fiiiinnnnest"]
Then Weezy's...& even Mac Maine has a few catchy lines...;)

PS: I hope Lil Chucky know his damn ABCs & shit like he knows these lyrics/dance moves...

PPS: If you're not on Twitter...lmao...youre missing out!
[RT @Diva_Elite_Inc: Is it bad that everytime I see Lauren London now I think "When I get in, Imma OWN that Pu$$y!" (via @DonGhotti)]

June 23, 2009

Dearest Clipse,

Dearest Clipse,

I really like this single, "Kinda Like a Big Deal"

& the fact that my favorite artist, Mr. West,
jumped on this, makes it even better.
I've always liked Clipse & I'm really excited yall are "back"
[for the 3rd time]
to help kick this other bullshit music to the side.

"...I go to the MaXX like TJ..." HA!

June 22, 2009

Dearest Jamie Foxx,

Dearest Jamie Foxx,

I'm HELLLLAAA late, but it took me forever to find this damn performance.
But, thanks to UrbanReUp.com's youtube, I am able to share
one of my favorite songs on The Intuition w/ the world.

I love the original version b/c my homie, Kanye spit so nice,
but Drake is my dude too...so Congratulations on another hit.

I love the way your ass was REALLY singing for this performance.
The Tonight Show?! Such a good look ;)!

Dearest Soulja Boy,

Dearest Soulja Boy,

1st, I'm no fan.

I just can't get into it.
[Although, you ALMOST had me w/ that damn "Kiss Me Through the Phone"...ALMOST]
You're an artist for the younger generation & I can respect that.
I am proud to see a YOUNG BLACK male doing his "THANG"
& making his money.

So much money, in fact, you decided to share some of the wealth
this past weekend at Hot 107.9's Birthday Bash in Atlanta.
[I remember bday bash @ hifi buys...smh...that sh*t use to be JAMMIN!!! Memories.]

Anywho, I was watching the video & was surprised to see you tossing out Big faces? into the crowd.
Even Grown ass MEN were reaching for your money & its all on tape.

Pay attention at 1:32 to the security guard on your left...

HEHEHE...made me laugh out loud!
Dude was SMMOOOTTTHHHH as hell as he slide that money into his pocket.

PS: This aint got SHIT on when Floyd Mayweather made it BLIZZARD $30,000 though...;)
Read more here.

June 16, 2009

Dearest Mr. West,

Dearest Mr. West,

Thank you SO MUCH for jumping on this track.
I wasn't a fan of this song at first, but your flow is just soooo...,
Let me just say, You spit so "refreshingly".
I swear you are my Top 5 favorite rapper right now.

"Welcome to the wonderful world of gold plated Earl cuz
Everything I throw up, blow up
Talking to the girl, She said, "know what, grow up, You nasty"
I don’t understand why they trippin' if you ask me,
Flow just the nicest-I admit the propane,
I just spit, probably just raise the gas prices,
Everybody in the club try and get as fresh as me,
What you want dog? Trying to stay recession free
And spit, refreshingly,
When I rock the stady-ium
You probably get sweaty, You should bring a extra tee
Now I’m standing next to Jay, Who standing next to B,
You coulda been anywhere in the world,
But you’re here with me
That’s good for ego
Me and my ego
And it go wherever we go
My ego is my imaginary friend
He was with me when I was only imagining
I had dreams of the league, one day I play Kobe,
I walk up the Puff and he already know me,
Coulda let the dream killers, kill my self esteem,
Or use the arrogance as a steam that power my dreams..."

I Love It!!!

Dearest Tupac,

Dearest Tupac,


Fallen Star
They could never understand what u set out 2 do
instead they chose 2 ridicule u
when u got weak they loved the sight
of your dimming and flickering starlight
How could they understand what was so intricate
2 be loved by so many, so intimate
they wanted 2 c your lifeless corpse
this way u could not alter the course
of ignorance that they have set 2 make my people forget
what they have done for much 2 long
2 just forget and carry on
I had loved u forever because of who u r
and now I mourn our fallen star
-Tupac Shakur

June 08, 2009

Dearest ColdPlay,

Dearest ColdPlay,

I have not been a longtime fan like many other people I know,
[who don't just listen to hiphop],
but there's this one song that I just absolutely LOVE...
"...& thats when I ruled the worldddd..."

Hip Hop heads enjoy as well...;)

&& what I think is REALLY cool is the 9 track album,
that is going for FREE [via ColdPlay.com]to
all the fans/supporters.
Only thing neccessary is an email address
& TAAA-DAAA..."LEFT RIGHT" is ready to be enjoyed.

FYI: I know this is HipHopLoveNotes, but sometimes, you just
need to be put on...Even if it is heeelllaaa late ;)

June 06, 2009

Dearest Beyonce,

Dearest Beyonce,

If you aren't one of the Baddest Bitches on Earth, then who is?!
According to Forbes Magazine, you are the 4th Most Powerful Celebrity on EARTH!!!
Bringing in $87 MILLION/year...A YEAR!!!

But this love note isn't about that...CONGRATULATIONS thou!
It's b/c I have falling in love all over again w/ "Halo".
I saw the video this morning on VH1 & HAD to post it b/c its such a pretty, simple video.
[Im so delayed. The video premiered Dec. 23rd 2008]

&& since I love the lyrics to this song, I was curious to see who wrote it.
Shoutout to Ryan Tedder [of OneRepublic.."its too late to apologizzee. Its too lateee] & Evan Bogart.

June 03, 2009

Dearest Kanye,

Dearest Kanye,

I'm mad at you.
How could you deprive your fans of this video for so long?
I absolutely LOVE this song.
I use to listen to it on my way to work everyday.

I know damn near everyone can relate to this sh*t,
so instead of being so upset...I guess I'll thank you.

PS: The video isnt thhhaaattt bad where it couldnt be released 4 yrs ago.
I giggled when you walked out the back of "GAP" w/ the space suit on...HA!
[Spotted on Your blog]

Dearest "Celebrity Status",

Dearest "Celebrity Status",

Just when I thought I'd seen it all, I run across this.

Weave Eyebrows.
That's right Ladies & Gentlemen, Hoes are walking around
w/ weave [infused] eyebrows...[LMAO&SMH].

They look creepy to my ass, but to each their own
& if she think that sh*t is fly...who am I to judge?

Now, What I DO think is BAAADDD--is her hair!
I LOVVVEEE it! TooOoo Cute!

[But, the eyebrows + the chest tatts + the gold teeth = TOO much going on.]

June 02, 2009

Dearest Malice,

Dearest Malice,

...of the Clipse.
LITERALLY, Minutes ago I was put onto your Vlog by my homie, @ELZisaHater [twitter.com].
Not knowing what to expect, I stopped by MaliceoftheClipse.com
& decided to start with the video on the bottom and worked my way up
to see what it was really all about.

After watching all of each video,
I must say, the sh*t is DOPE!
& I highly suggest everyone make they're way to
your side of the world wide web & see what the hell
I'm talking about.

For the one who need to be put on,
Here's the 1st Vlog for your viewing pleasure.

"Cause I've seen something & God told me to tell you what I saw."

PS: I just can't keep my eyes off the shirts! I LOVE EM! Especially that Plaid one you was wearing at the video shoot.

PPS: I understand the concept behind the VLOG "Fu*king for Handbags", but did yall have to do the handbags like that? Kinda hurt my heart. ;)

Dearest Dream,

Dearest Dream,

"Walking on the Moon" has to be one of my favorite songs of 2009, thus far,
but I dont know about this video.
I know the Video Budget isnt as big as it use to be...
This is what you decide to bless your fans w/?
I would of prefered you & Mr. West just standing under
the damn stars in a park or some sh*t.
Rather than see...

PS: Whats up w/ the LOST hoe in Kanye's scene? Is that the look the director was going for? Watching her makes my ass confused.