December 30, 2008

Dearest Lil Wayne,

Dearest Lil Wayne,

This is Classic!
I have looked at this video at least 8 times now & a few questions started running through my head after I giggled my ass off.

Q1: Why the hell were you running so fast for...on stage?
Q2: What kinda shoes did you have on? Them wack ass Yums?[ em]
Q3: Were you scared when you didn't stop?

This sh*t is just too damn funny Hiliarious!

PS: I gotta give it 2 you on your recovery thou...LoL!

December 29, 2008

Dearest Cheaters,

Dearest Cheaters,

If this isn't enough to detour you from your extra curricular activities, then I don't know what will.

Remember the lady who cut dude's penis off?
Well, I think this is just as bad...maybe even worst.

Imagine having Burnt Balls.

Thats right...imagine waking up to your genitals on fire.
Ol' Girl has BALLS [no pun intended].I dont think I could do that,especially not with my damn children in the building.

December 28, 2008

Dearest Female Rapper,

Dearest Female Rapper,

Where in the hell are you at?
I was thinking the other day how long its been since I heard a female emcee just kill it and how unfortunate it is to know that the generation after mine will not have any females to represent them in the game.
Makes me feel so old when I think back to all the female rappers I loved & rapped along with...word4word.

*Reminds me of a lil incident: I remember when I was 16 or 17 I was washing my car in the driveway, with Lil Kim's 1st album, Hardcore blasting through the shut windows...on repeat. After drying the last drop of water, I reached for the door handle to retrieve my keys when the handle snapped back. I looked down to realize my doors were locked. My mom brought a hanger out to try to help me, all while Kim was screaming about her..:ahem: vagina & whatnot through the windows.
My mom damn near had a panic attack telling me to trash the CD when I got the car unlocked.
I didn't.
The End

Anywho, I found a few of my favorite female artists' videos I thought you'd enjoy.
Take Notes.

No Time-Lil Kim & Puff Daddy
"Beside every man is a bad girl"

Oh Yeah-Foxy Brown

"I'm the most critically acclaimed rap b*tch in the game"

Funkdafied-Da Brat ft. JD
"I'm on a roll & control like Janet, Damn it"

<a href="">Missy Elliott - All N My Grill [Video]</a>
All N My Grill-Missy Elliott
"See tricks are for kids & Boo, Im too old"

Blow Your Mind-EVE ft. Gwen Stefani
"Red from Blonde. Yea, B*tch Im drastic"

PS: The above videos are 1 of my fav. songs by each artist. I wish someone would come back with a banger, butttt, i doubt it.

Dearest Jay-Z,

Dearest Jay-Z,

I dont know.
Did you reeaalllyy Go Hard on this joint?
I'm just saying...
I'm listening to the joint right now & I, personally, dont think you went that hard.
Wellll, not like I know you could have & especially not like that nigga Kanye did.
[peep my Dearest Kanye love note please].

Anyway, I did like the "Still tryna hold onto my religion so/I put a few diamonds in the crosses" & "Even if I overdose on drugs/muthafu*ka's can't kill my buzz" lines.

PS: Click the Go Hard link to hear the song.

December 20, 2008

Dearest Senior Citizens,

Dearest Senior Citizens,

Thank you for showing me how much hip hop culture has taken over the world & influenced so many.

It's good to see you all putting your Johnny Cash & Elvis CDs away to enjoy some of Hip Hop's most popular joints.
Such As, "Hey Ya", "Hot in Here" & even "Ridin Dirty" [SMH & LMAO]...
just to name a few.

Although, I'm sure you all are SO serious about this [I wish yall luck in the talent show b/c I would LOVE to see you all perform one of my fav. joints, "So What" by P!nk].

thanks datpiff

December 19, 2008

Dearest Lil Duval,

Dearest Lil Duval,

You are HELLA funny!
Everytime I see your performances I get so tickled.

For example, the video below.
I giggled at the 25 sec. skit.
One, because the dude in the back left seat...looks like Yung Joc [LmaO].
Two, The question Obama wanted to know [& the way Bush dodged the shoe]...[LoL].
And Three, because of the outro song of choice...just the one line...[LoL].

Anyways, I appreciate the laugther.

December 18, 2008

Dearest Anthony Hamilton,

Dearest Anthony Hamilton,

I LOVE this new joint of yours.
If you're coooollll, i'm cooooollll, then we're coooollll

Its so soulful. Makes my body sway from side 2 side & sh*t. ;)

I would also like to add that I LOVED your 1st album.
I truly think you are one of the top underrated r&b soul artists in "the game" right now.

Below is the new single "I'm Cool"...Enjoy!

December 14, 2008

Dearest "Fat Ass Black Bitch",

Dearest "Fat Ass Black Bitch",
Just watch this nonsense.

What in the hell is going on here?
Is this funny? TO ANYONE?

PS: I hope they get a damn ass whooping. Even the damn girl recording.

[Shout-Out to CASHMERE THOUGHTS for this video]

December 11, 2008

Dearest Ignorant Ass White Lady,

Dearest Ignorant Ass White Lady,

Did the guy piss you off? Did he hurt your feelings?
Because now, I want to beat the sh*t out of you.
I can't really explain why...well, yea I can.

I want to beat your ass for everytime you ever SAID, THOUGHT &/or LAUGHED at the word NIGGER.
I want to beat your ass for being so damn ignorant & stupid.
I want to beat your ass because the dudes in the street didn't.
I want to beat your ass for everytime a white person looked at me crazy because of my gorgeous ass brown skintone & thought they were better than me. [FYI: You're not-in ANY way].

Besides the many other reasons I could list, I REALLY DO want to beat your ass.

Truthfully, I'm not upset about the ignorant sh*t you said.
I am just upset because so many of YOU PEOPLE are still alive still passing on that ignorant mentality.
Die already.
Its damn near TWO-THOUSAND & NINE.

PS: Is it true you were recruiting for Obama? ::Smh::

December 10, 2008

Dearest R&B Singers,

Dearest R&B Singers,

Sometimes I wonder about ya'll.
I think if you can sing [I mean REALLY sing],then you are truly blessed with a gift, because its rare as hell to find someone who can even harmonize now-a-days, but to take advantage of this gift and sing about some damn chicken nuggets bewilders the hell out of me.

LMAO...I think its hiliarious thou'.
If you haven't seen the below McDonald's commerical...check it out!

Lmao@the "Are you Dippin On Me" line...classic

PS: That commerical reminded me of this commerical!!

Makes you smile, huh?!
I don't even like Coke, but that voice..smh...I'll chug a whole can!

PPS: Doesn't Tyrese look hella Good Ol' Days.

Dearest 80s Babies,

Dearest 80s Babies,

TV isn't dead-yet!
I have found a Fly Ass Website that has the above listed shows -plus more- for free to watch.

There are even a few ancient ass Mickey Dz, Fruity Pebblez & Big Red commericals.

Wait, theres MORE!

Don't feel like getting off the couch to change the channel? There's also a remote where you can flip through the channels and even adjust the volume.

Tired of flipping through the channels? Click on the TV Guide in the right corner & check what's on.
[I also figured out that if the picture is "snowy"- you can adjust the antennas.]

I'm SOOoooOO juiced about this. I can't wait till 2:30 to watch FRAGGLE ROCK!

PS: Tis the season, so a lot of the episodes are Xmas themed...ENJOY!
shoutout to householdhackers

December 09, 2008

Dearest Ol' Scary Ass,

Dearest Ol' Scary Ass,

This video is Hiliarious!
And you can go ahead and call me "Ol' Scary A**" because I will not be "juicing down" no whole bottle of Patron...not even for 10 Gz.

But obviously..."what you won't do, someone else will."

:SMH: Peer Pressure is a bitch.

December 03, 2008

Dearest Worst Father On Earth,

Dearest Worst Father On Earth,

What in the hell were you thinking? Initially, when I came across the video I thought I'd chuckle...maybe even laugh.....but NEVER did I think I'd become mortified by the "aero-dynamics" you and your child [im assuming] were "performing" for over 3 mins!!

The first question that popped into my head was WHERE THE HELL IS THIS BABY'S MOTHER? Was she behind the camera? Was she pressing play & repeat on the radio for the background music? Where the hell is the hoe to let some deranged man, as yourself, handle a baby...not even a damn TODDLER!

I,personally, hope you go to jail [or maybe get stoned to death] for this sort of "entertainment". How old was the baby? The title said 9 months...smh...a damn shame.