Dearest Cleveland Brown *UPDATED*,

Dearest Cleveland Brown *UPDATED*,

I LOVE IT!
I can't wait till this sh*t hits tvs this Fall.
As a frequent watcher of the funniest cartoon on TV [Family Guy-of course],
you are one of my favorite characters--besides Stewie--
& Im so excited that the FOX network chose to give you your own show!!!

"Many years ago, Cleveland was a high school student madly in love with a beautiful girl named DONNA.
Much to his dismay, his love went unrequited, and Donna wound up marrying another man.
Cleveland once told Donna he would always love her, and if this man ever done her wrong, he'd be there when she called.
Well, this man done her wrong.
Donna's husband ran off, leaving Donna with a daughter and a baby.
Now she's come to Cleveland and offered him another chance at love.
Unattached after the Loretta-Quagmire debacle and true to his word,
Cleveland joyously accepts and he and CLEVELAND JR. move to Virginia to join their new family."

I loved the intro above.
My favorite scene was you getting your hair braided by Peter. HA!
Question. Why are you both naked?

Oh yea, I am truly loving the fact that Sanna Lathan [Love&Basketball]
& Regan Gomez [WhateverYouLike Video] will be voicing main characters.
I can't wait until after the premiere episode, either.
Because Kanye West will be guest voicing a not-so-famous rapper, "Kenny West"
& Oscar nominee Taraji P. Henson will be voicing "Chanel", a high school hottie.
[source]

Dearest '80 Babies,

Dearest '80 Babies,

The other day I was just sitting around & this movie came
into my head.
This was one of my favorite movies when I was a pre-teen.
[I can't believe it was 16 yrs ago!]



I remember my favorite line was,
"Weez Bebe's Kids. We don't die. We multiply."
My favorite scene was in the bathroom
& the ladies got to clowning on each other mama's.
"Yo momma so dumb. I told her it was chilly outside, she ran & got a bowl."
[I thought that was so damn funny]

Dearest New York,

Dearest New York,

Although I am not a big fan of yours,
I'm sure there are many people who love you & will be
excited to know that May 4th [@ 10pm] you will be back
on our television screens with yet
another reality series. This one titled,
"New York Goes to Work".

"...VH1’s resident reality queen will experience what everyone else in America does—work a real job." -VH1Blog

Dearest Earthlings,

Dearest Earthlings,

Today is your day to "Vote for Earth" by simply
switching off [or dimming] your lights for only 60 minutes.



At 8:30 pm local time, tonight, help save Earth.
I know I'll be doing my part b/c I'll be at work ;)

Dearest Keri,

Dearest Keri,

Congratulations!!
Im so excited about your album.
I haven't had a chance to sit down & listen to it,
but I have LOVED "Energy" ever since the 1st time I heard it.



PS: I love how Jimmy Kimmel asked Lil Wayne,
"Let me ask you. Did you just say, You like her vagina tight?" Hiliarious!!!

Dearest Lil Wayne,

Dearest Lil Wayne,

I know this video is HELLA old, but Ive never seen it.
Now that I have, um...
Im going to be like Free & "Leave it alone".



PS: That is NOT whats up...smh@ the dap up & kiss..yuck!

Dearest Ciara,

Dearest Ciara,

SoooOOoo, I was blog browsing and came across this picture on YBF:


I don't know if this is a coincidence or if you're "swagger jacking",
bbbbuuuutttt, truthfully, I don't think it matters b/c you don't
have SH*T on my girl, Beyonce.




For Example:

PS: Im not saying you not...hot or whatnot...you're just,
"not my cup of tea"

Dearest Chelsea,

Dearest Chelsea,


CONGRATULATIONS on your success as executive producer/host
of the funniest late night show on TV, CHELSEA LATELY!

It feels good to know that every night -[for the next 3 years]-
I can get a good night's rest after laughing at your goofy ass.

My favorite interview has to be the 1st one you did w/ TI.


"With his number 1 single, "Whatever you like",
My next guest almost convinced me to switch from Grey Goose to Patron on ice"
I dont think I ever laughed so hard.

PS: The show is on nightly 11pm on E!

Dearest Swallowers,

Dearest Swallowers,

I can't believe there's actually a book like this...
But for all the people who don't mind ingesting :ahem: sperm,
Then, maybe you'd want to venture out a little more and try
something new.



"Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties.
Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic.
Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants.
Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.
This book hopes to change that.
Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen.
Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist.
If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!"

-via website

PS: Recipes include: "Almost White Russian" [alcoholic beverage] & "Creamy Cum Crepes" [dessert] HA! Enjoy!!

Dearest Casey Boys,

Dearest Casey Boys,

I was on my way to the grocery store,
to get ingredients for my delicious hot wings,
when I turned to V-103 & heard "The Twins" from my favorite R&B group,
JAGGED EDGE, were going to become a duo called CASEY BOYS.



&, like every other group member[s] who decide to venture off,
you said Jagged Edge will get into the studio & have another album...
[HmmMMmm, Im sure.]
[For the record:JE HEARTBREAK was my SH*T!!!]

Anywho, I know yall wrote a lot of the songs & really were the group...
So Im a little excited about this.
Good Luck.

PS: I remember when I 1st heard the song below...I fell in love w/ JE.

Dearest Liars,

Dearest Liars,

Really?!!




I feel like Ms. Benita Butrell:

"But, I ain't the one to gossip-So, you ain't hear it from me"

Dearest Cleveland Brown,

Dearest Cleveland Brown,

I LOVE IT!
I can't wait till this sh*t hits tv.
As a frequent watcher of the funniest cartoon on tv [Family Guy],
you are one of my favorite characters--besides Stewie of course--&
Im so excited that Fox chose to give you [& not that man whore-Quagmire]
you're own show!!!

Anyway, I loved the intro above.
My favorite scene was you getting your hair braided by Peter. HA!
But, why were yall both naked? hmmmmMMmm

Dearest Young Dro,

Dearest Young Dro,

LoL...1st, I must say, this video is quite funny.
But I must admit, my jaw dropped when I saw the bottle hit you on the side of your head the way it did.
But your reaction...Classic!! I was RollinOnTheFloorLaffinMyAssOff
It was nice to see the "big boy" move as fast as he did to try and apprehend a suspect.
If only he had moved that damn fast to satisfy your request for that damn "TOOL".
"Pull my muthafu*kin tool out, Shawty".



I must say thou, whoever threw the water afterwards...is a damn "G". HA!

PS: This video make me giggle as well, but I have a question...WTF is a HOOKAH & why is Duval puffin it?

Dearest Ocean 5,

Dearest Ocean 5,

Bryan Michael-Cox, Usher, Johnta, InTyNational & JD...
You know you're going to catch hell for this video-right?
Even though we are all running around saying the EXACT SAME SH*T,
Some people aren't even going to find this funny...
Buuutttt, I LAUGHED!

The "That Aint It" moment for "THE YEAR" is hiliarious!!
LMAO@Johnta, "This is what happens when you fall out of the game..." &
@ Bryan Michael's "No Way! No Way! No Way!" reaction when finding out the
blonde chick w/ bright red lipstick &
"Looking like a damn fool" [as Johnta said]-
was Christina Milian.
LOL...hiliarious!
I must say Johnta, you showed your comical side with the "Brand New Ike & Tina of our generation" skit.
[Referring to Chris B. & RhiRhi]



Now after yall went to the "bullsh*t ass club" & had a few drinks...
The sh*t gets even funnier.
Throughout this last segment, count how many damn times Usher says,
"I REFUSE TO TALK ON THE CAMERA ON THE GROUNDS THAT IT MIGHT INCRIMINATE ME."

Blame it on the Goose?