I can't believe there's actually a book like this...
But for all the people who don't mind ingesting :ahem: sperm,
Then, maybe you'd want to venture out a little more and try
Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic.
Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants.
Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.
This book hopes to change that.
Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen.
Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist.
If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!"
PS: Recipes include: "Almost White Russian" [alcoholic beverage] & "Creamy Cum Crepes" [dessert] HA! Enjoy!!