December 28, 2008

Dearest Female Rapper,

Dearest Female Rapper,

Where in the hell are you at?
I was thinking the other day how long its been since I heard a female emcee just kill it and how unfortunate it is to know that the generation after mine will not have any females to represent them in the game.
Makes me feel so old when I think back to all the female rappers I loved & rapped along with...word4word.

*Reminds me of a lil incident: I remember when I was 16 or 17 I was washing my car in the driveway, with Lil Kim's 1st album, Hardcore blasting through the shut windows...on repeat. After drying the last drop of water, I reached for the door handle to retrieve my keys when the handle snapped back. I looked down to realize my doors were locked. My mom brought a hanger out to try to help me, all while Kim was screaming about her..:ahem: vagina & whatnot through the windows.
My mom damn near had a panic attack telling me to trash the CD when I got the car unlocked.
I didn't.
The End

Anywho, I found a few of my favorite female artists' videos I thought you'd enjoy.
Take Notes.

No Time-Lil Kim & Puff Daddy
"Beside every man is a bad girl"

Oh Yeah-Foxy Brown

"I'm the most critically acclaimed rap b*tch in the game"

Funkdafied-Da Brat ft. JD
"I'm on a roll & control like Janet, Damn it"

<a href="">Missy Elliott - All N My Grill [Video]</a>
All N My Grill-Missy Elliott
"See tricks are for kids & Boo, Im too old"

Blow Your Mind-EVE ft. Gwen Stefani
"Red from Blonde. Yea, B*tch Im drastic"

PS: The above videos are 1 of my fav. songs by each artist. I wish someone would come back with a banger, butttt, i doubt it.


Anonymous said...

I was totally agreeing with you...WHERE YOU AT?!?

I need to do a post on this....I'm still rooting for Missy, Eve, ....ummm....maybe Lil Kim....maybe....I like Lil Mama though.....

And I'm sorry but Foxy has passed her time...she is about to be r.i.p. career wise....:(

yummy411 said...

where's the chic from diggable planets? i knew hip hop from the likes of queen latifah and salt and peppa and mc lyte but i didn't fall in LOVE with it from female rappers until

yummy411 said...

i heard digable planets!

NaturallyAlise said...

This is my female rapper I heart, but in this musical climate, she won't get all the props she deserves... Jean Grae "Love Thirst"