Dearest Worst Father On Earth,
What in the hell were you thinking? Initially, when I came across the video I thought I'd chuckle...maybe even laugh.....but NEVER did I think I'd become mortified by the "aero-dynamics" you and your child [im assuming] were "performing" for over 3 mins!!
The first question that popped into my head was WHERE THE HELL IS THIS BABY'S MOTHER? Was she behind the camera? Was she pressing play & repeat on the radio for the background music? Where the hell is the hoe to let some deranged man, as yourself, handle a baby...not even a damn TODDLER!
I,personally, hope you go to jail [or maybe get stoned to death] for this sort of "entertainment". How old was the baby? The title said 9 months...smh...a damn shame.